Tequila & Time

Tequila is a slippery devil …
Tequila is a slivvery depil …
Tequila issa slipperppery debil … depil …

Recipe for drunken laughter:
Take two best friends since childhood;
Add four shots of tequila each;
Sprinkle in a handful of secrets;
Shake.

Given the right amount of Tequila & Time, even the deepest secrets between two friends will rise to the surface.